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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso