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Developing a good relationship with your spouse

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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