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In Three Pictures

Developing a good relationship with your spouse

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Divorce or 'Separation' - it's your choice: Women - Single

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Women - Married

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Women - Divorced

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Men - Single

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Men - Married

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Men - Divorced

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

He hadn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Zingle: A single person with a lot of pep in his or her step - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Today couples live together until they learn to detest one another. Then they get married. - G K Chesterton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen


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Digging One's Own Grave

See The Difference?

Gas and Dash

OctoMask

Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean