In Three Pictures

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

He has not a single redeeming defect. - Benjamin Disraeli

A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Who thinks it just to be judged by a single error? - Beryl Markham

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen