In Three Pictures

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

He hadn't a single redeeming vice. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell