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In Deep Water

Surviving another stress-full day at the office

In Deep Water thanks to Keith Blake

Language, phrases and quotes for successful relationships

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Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - William Shakespeare

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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