QuotaBillsA mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli