QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli