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Impassable Road

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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