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Impassable Road

How Aussies bypass insurmountable throughways

Impassable Road thanks to Roy Turkington

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis


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