Illusive Animal Kingdom
Can't get enough of this place
'Anal Retentive' derives from Freudian psychoanalysis and tourist zoos
Anal Retentive: a person who pays such attention to detail that the obsession becomes an annoyance to others.
QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown
Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray
Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory
Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams
The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne
Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain
It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway
Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison