Illusive Animal Kingdom

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself. - Mark Zuckerberg

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I never act. I simply bring out the real animal that's in me. - Willem Dafoe

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison