Ice Age Cake

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I grew up with action movies in my head. - Christian Kane

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

People with goals succeed because they know where they're going. - Earl Nightingale

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey