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Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success. - James Cameron

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley


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