Ice Age Cake

Set goals, not limits. - Unknown

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

One way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals. - Michael Korda

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, worthwhile, personal goals. - Paul J Meyer

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson