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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

A poet can survive everything but a misprint. - Oscar Wilde

Goals by the yard are hard. Goals by the inch a cinch. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar

If you've set goals and you want to achieve them, you have to think positively and achieving those goals will be a lot easier. - Becca Earl

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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