Ice Age Cake

Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Marathon runners set explicit goals. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Megaflop: The worst movie you ever saw - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. - Russell Peters

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar