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Ice Age Cake

Food For Thought as Scrat gets closer to his goal

Ice Age Cake thanks to Jim Serritella

Cake idea for Ice Age fans

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Filmdom: A bad movie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Oppression can only survive through silence. - Armen de Monteflores

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

Goals by the yard are hard. Goals by the inch a cinch. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. - Tony Robbins

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

No matter how many goals you have achieved, you must set your sights on a higher one. - Jessica Savitch

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I believe that visualization is one of the most powerful means of achieving personal goals. - Harvey Mackay

I'm a consumer as well. I go to the movies with my popcorn and believe everything I see. - Kelly Lynch

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar


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