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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney