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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright