QuotaBillsI've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp
A really good detective never gets married. - Raymond Chandler
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney
Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst