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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy


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