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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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