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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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