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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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