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Hungry Kookaburras

Restaurant safety Down Under

Hungry Kookaburras thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Kookaburras are terrestrial tree kingfishers native to Australia and New Guinea

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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