Hungry Hiker Tree

Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown