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Hungry Hiker Tree

Hikers tend to stay clear of this tree

Hungry Hiker Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Introducing the new tree bark diet

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger. - Edward Abbey

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Did anybody ever consider that cannibalism would resolve both overpopulation and world hunger? - Jonathan Swift

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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