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Hungry Hiker Tree

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Hungry Hiker Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel


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