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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. - Bertrand Russell

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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