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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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