QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker
He hungered for posterity, and he died from hunger. - Gregory Nunn
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus