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The medical truth about Johann Sebastian Bach

HunchBach thanks to Mel Hardman

Johann Sebastian Bach was a German composer and musician of the Baroque period

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

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Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Bach Chorale: The place behind the barn where you keep the horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain


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