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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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