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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley


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