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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridges to cross and which ones to burn. - David Russell

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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