How To Burn Fat

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon