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How To Burn Fat

Simple diet plan for those with a will to succeed

How To Burn Fat thanks to Liz Ward, Squamish, B.C.

Quicker than liposuction and easy to start

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma


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