How To Burn Fat

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas