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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

If we can find forgiveness in our hearts for those who have caused us hurt and injury, we will rise to a higher level of self-esteem and well-being. - James E Faust

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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