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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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