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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep


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