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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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