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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell


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