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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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