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How To Avoid Injury

Work safety with wrenching consequences

How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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