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How To Avoid Injury

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How To Avoid Injury thanks to Rhonda Llewelyn

Injury protection tips on the worksite

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - James Hudson Taylor

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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