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How To Argue With A Woman

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How To Argue With A Woman thanks to Howard Chapman

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It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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