How To Argue With A Woman

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. - Unknown

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Chance Remark: Anything a man chances to say when two women are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell