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How To Argue With A Woman

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How To Argue With A Woman thanks to Howard Chapman

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

It takes two fools to have an argument. - Unknown

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

I always get the better when I argue alone. - Oliver Goldsmith

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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