How To Argue With A Woman

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson