How To Argue With A Woman

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. - Socrates

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid