How To Argue With A Woman

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump