How Paper Beats Rock
Usually paper covers, sands or captures rock
Learn the rules for Rock Paper Scissors (Ro Sham Bo)
Rock blunts or breaks scissors: rock defeats scissors
Scissors cut paper: scissors defeats paper
Paper covers, sands or captures rock: paper defeats rock
QuotaBillsCall on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb
Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong
The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams
One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials. - Will Rogers
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey
The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn
A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn
NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno
I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins
I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler
If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon
How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch
The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi
Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve
Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases. - Jerry Brown
I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert
The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson
I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker