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How Mad Is She?

Flower bouquets to ease the tension

How Mad Is She? thanks to Jim Serritella

Repairing a broken relationship is not impossible

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At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I must have flowers, always and always. - Claude Monet

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason. - Molly McGee

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Forgiveness is the fragrance the flower leaves on the heel of the one who crushed it. - David Jeremiah

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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