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How Mad Is She?

Flower bouquets to ease the tension

How Mad Is She? thanks to Jim Serritella

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

But ne'er the rose without the thorn. - Robert Herrick

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The desert shall rejoice, and blossom as the rose. - Isaiah 35:1

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

There are flowers everywhere, for those who bother to look. - Henri Matisse

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

We rose to bring about Eutopia,
But all we got was Dev's myopia. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Lackadaisical: 1. Mood after someone steals your flowers; 2. Something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It is always good to know, if only in passing, charming human beings. It refreshes one like flowers and woods and clear brooks. - George Eliot

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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