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How Big Are Your Buns?

Origin of the first Hot Buns Bakery

How Big Are Your Buns? thanks to Shawn Kennedy

A bakery with food for thought

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Baker: A person who kneads the dough - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basted Baker - #1 Bistro in Sechelt, B.C. - Christopher and Kandace

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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