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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun. - Randy Pausch

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. - Ann Landers

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

Laugh an' th' world laughs with you, weep an' it keeps on laughin'. - Kin Hubbard

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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