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House Rules

What happens at Grandma's place stays here

House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

It's better to make people laugh than cry. - Ronnie Corbett

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen. - Jerome A Jerome

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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