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House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Never, ever underestimate the importance of having fun. - Randy Pausch

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. - Bum Phillips

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

Geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things. - Archie Bunker

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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