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House Rules

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House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Fun is good. - Dr. Seuss

Are we having fun yet? - Carol Burnett

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. - Erica Jong

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm having fun doing it. - David Johansen

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I think the only way I could make something fun and big is if I don't expect it to be. - Markus Persson

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

I'm not going to run for governor because I'm having too much fun doing what I'm doing now. - Donald Trump

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell


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