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House Rules

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House Rules thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Expect to be spoiled when dessert comes first

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Too many cooks spoil the broth. - English Proverb

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki


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