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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

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We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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