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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff


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