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Horse Holiday

Just horsing around at the beach

Horse Holiday thanks to Mike King

When the riders are away, the horses will play

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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