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Horse Holiday

Just horsing around at the beach

Horse Holiday thanks to Mike King

When the riders are away, the horses will play

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure. - Oliver Herford

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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