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Horse Holiday

Just horsing around at the beach

Horse Holiday thanks to Mike King

When the riders are away, the horses will play

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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek


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