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Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick


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