Horse Back Riding

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash