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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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