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Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. - Benjamin Franklin

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uncanny: The way our grandmothers prepared meals. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals. - Unknown

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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