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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

The fans are doing better than the Texas Rangers this year

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

Reviewing the best catches in Baseball

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Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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