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Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

The fans are doing better than the Texas Rangers this year

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball thanks to Keith Blake

Reviewing the best catches in Baseball

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

We are far more liable to catch the vices than the virtues of our associates. - Denis Diderot

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as Catch-22 I'm tempted to reply, "Who has?" - Joseph Heller

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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