Hippo Race

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Power is my mistress. I have worked too hard at her conquest to allow anyone to take her away from me. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio