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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

You are only one defining decision away from a totally different life. - Mark Batterson

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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