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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Whatever comes easily to us we turn away from. But that which slips away from us we will pursue to the ends of the earth. - Dan Brown

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If a person empties their purse into their head no one can take it away from them. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. - Benjamin Franklin

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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