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Hippo Race

How to avoid getting trampled by a hippopotamus

Hippo Race thanks to Mike King

The hippo is responsible for more human fatalities in Africa than any other large animal

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

There's no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from. - Unknown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded. - Tyne Daly

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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