Hippo Race

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway