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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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