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Where you're always on the right path

Hiking For Beginners thanks to Shawn Kennedy

It's impossible to take Robert Frost's 'Road Not Taken'

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

There is no forgiveness in nature. - Ugo Betti

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Blaze your own glittery, sparkly, fiery, shimmering path. Surround yourself with the things that make you shine. Create your bubble and thrive in it. - Cara A Leyba


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