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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Sometimes reality is too complex. Stories give it form. - Jean Luc Godard

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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