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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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