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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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