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High Five, Son

God's tweet to Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro

High Five, Son thanks to MaryLou Congo

Christ the Redeemer - a statue of Jesus Christ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Considered the largest Art Deco statue in the world from 1931 until 2010

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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