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Her Side vs His Side

At least one of them gets a good night's sleep

Her Side vs His Side thanks to Wayne Nowazek

You even warmed up my side of the bed!

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Onion Rings: Worn by vegetables when they get married - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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