QuotaBillsPalm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams
Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan
Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash