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Heavy Sleeper

Light Sleepers vs. Heavy Sleepers

Heavy Sleeper thanks to Keith Blake

Are heavy sleepers smarter than light sleepers?

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Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

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Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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