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Heavy Sleeper

Light Sleepers vs. Heavy Sleepers

Heavy Sleeper thanks to Keith Blake

Are heavy sleepers smarter than light sleepers?

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Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias


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