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Heavy Sleeper

Light Sleepers vs. Heavy Sleepers

Heavy Sleeper thanks to Keith Blake

Are heavy sleepers smarter than light sleepers?

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A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children. - Alex Haley

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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