Haunted Pancakes

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien