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Haunted Pancakes

Does French food give you the crepes?

Haunted Pancakes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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