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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. - John Keats

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognizably wiser than oneself. - Marlele Dietrich

Because I feel that, in the Heavens above
The angels, whispering to one another,
Can find, among their burning terms of love
None so devotional as that of Mother - Edgar Allen Poe

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. - Bertrand Russell

Good Friday is a day of sorrow mingled with joy. It is a time to grieve over the sin of man and to meditate and rejoice upon God's love in giving His only Son for the redemption of sin. - David Katski

Technology is nothing. What's important is that you have a faith in people, that they're basically good and smart, and if you give them tools, they'll do wonderful things with them. - Steve Jobs


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