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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

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What He Really Wants For Valentines Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

Religions that teach brotherly love have been used as an excuse for persecution, and our profoundest scientific insight is made into a means of mass destruction. - Bertrand Russell

If I were hanged on the highest hill
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine!
I know whose love would follow me still
Mother o' mine, O mother o' mine! - Rudyard Kipling

Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic. - Anais Nin

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown

Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unravelled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star: -
So many times do I love again. - Thomas L. Beddoes


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