What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts. - Unknown

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine's Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. - John Niven

People love photos. Photos originally weren't that big a part of the idea for Facebook, but we just found that people really like them, so we built out this functionality. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

It is instructive, for instance, to trace the computer industry's decline in vision, idealism, creativity, romance and sheer fun as it becomes more and more important and prosperous. - Robert Shea

I love having a family, and I feel so blessed. I feel like God gave me exactly what I wanted, so now I have to do the right thing in God's eyes also. Just follow what God wants me to do. - Kanye West

Valentine's Day is when stores and restaurants get rich, men get lucky, and women fill their pretty faces with chocolate and put up with their man for six seconds at the end of the night. - Unknown