What He Really Wants For Valentines Day

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now." - Rodney Dangerfield

All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion and forgiveness. The important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. - Dalai Lama