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Happy Face Pancakes

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Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. - Guillaume Apollinaire

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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