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Happy Face Pancakes

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Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

A policeman's lot is not a happy one. - W S Gilbert

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Be happy with what you have. Be excited about what you want. - Alan Cohen

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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