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Happy Face Pancakes

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Happy Face Pancakes thanks to Mike King

Pancakes to help the kids wake up

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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus


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