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Happy Down Under Day

On January 26th, Aussies do strange things Down Under

Happy Down Under Day thanks to Howard Chapman

You must be an Aussie if you can read this...

You must be an Aussie if you can read this... Happy Australia Day Everyone!

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X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

How simple it is to see that we can only be happy now, and there will never be a time when it is not now. - Gerald Jampolsky

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so. - William R Inge

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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Japanese Diving Platform

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My Kind Of Exercise

Surround Sound for Babies

Cemetery Protest

Clean Senior Citizens

Taco Bell Secret Seasoning

Goodbye Tattoo

What Goes Round Comes Round

Augustweggen

Scary Ice Cream

Orca Siting

Ruling On Criticism

Photo Scratch

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