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Happy Down Under Day

On January 26th, Aussies do strange things Down Under

Happy Down Under Day thanks to Howard Chapman

You must be an Aussie if you can read this...

You must be an Aussie if you can read this... Happy Australia Day Everyone!

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Just do your best today and tomorrow will come - tomorrow's going to be a busy day, a happy day. - Helen Boehm

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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