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Hand Speech

Slight of hand becomes figure of speech

Hand Speech thanks to Mike King

3D hand painting puts laughter into optical illusions

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy


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