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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is simply imagination gone awry. - Peter Alwinson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Begin doing what you want to do now. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand, and melting like a snowflake. - Marie Ray

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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