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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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