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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Anytime a person's response is larger than the issue at hand, the response is almost always about something else. - John Maxwell

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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