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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There are no deep theorems - only theorems that we have not understood very well. - Nicholas Goodman

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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