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Still waters run deep. - Unknown

Special kind of stanima - Archie Bunker

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves. - Richard Rorty

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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