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We are all special cases. - Albert Camus

Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

There are no deep theorems - only theorems that we have not understood very well. - Nicholas Goodman

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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