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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Leave the dead moments to bury the dead. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

The silence is so deep it hurts our ears. - Haruki Murakami

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

There are no deep theorems - only theorems that we have not understood very well. - Nicholas Goodman

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Happy marriages are based on a deep friendship, mutual respect and enjoyment of each others' company. - John M Gottman

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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