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Deep down, I'm pretty superficial. - Ava Gardner

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am. - Sylvia Plath

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

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Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Idealism springs from deep feelings, but feelings are nothing without the formulated idea that keeps them whole. - Jacques Barzun

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen. - Claude M. Bristol

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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