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Halloween Lamp

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Halloween Lamp thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Lighting the way for Halloween

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Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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