QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare
No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien