QuotaBillsLong on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj
As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins