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Gumby Wheel

Putting a face to custom alloy wheels

Gumby Wheel thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Revival of Pink Gumby for kids at heart

This is not Pink Gumby - it's Patrick, the starfish, from Spongebob Squarepants ... Traveling with old-time friends on the road

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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. - Christina Baldwin

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

A major threshold is passed when you mature enough to acknowledge what drives you, and to take the wheel and steer it. - Andrew Stanton

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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