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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Musician: Someone who makes a living by playing around - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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