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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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