QuotaBillsThe appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
To weep is to make less the depth of grief. - William Shakespeare
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller
Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller
One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock