Grief Bacon

The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard

The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you. - Roger Ebert

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock