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Grief Bacon

Are you achin' for bacon?

Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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The appetite grows by eating. - Francois Rabelais

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

To weep is to make less the depth of grief. - William Shakespeare

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in a 7-Eleven, OK? - Dennis Miller

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. - Fred Allen

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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