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Grief Bacon

Are you achin' for bacon?

Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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