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Grief Bacon

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Grief Bacon thanks to Chester Johnson

Kummerspeck - excess weight gained due to emotional overeating

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B. - Dorothy Parker

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

I become apprehensive when I observe people in large groups because they are often controlled by their emotions - and from there, emerge as mobs. - W. Andrew Welker

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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