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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

All things are less dreadful than they seem. - William Wordsworth

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

You will receive what you ask for no more, no less. - Marc Allen

Usually the less we know the longer it takes to explain. - Amish Saying

We can regret less and be grateful for what is good in life. - Barry Schwartz

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

In most areas of life, the less you say, the more profound and mysterious you appear. - Robert Greene

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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