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Less is more. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Beulah, peel me a grape. - Mae West

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

All things are less dreadful than they seem. - William Wordsworth

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas M Butler

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

In most areas of life, the less you say, the more profound and mysterious you appear. - Robert Greene

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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