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Less is a bore. - Robert Venturi

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Beulah, peel me a grape. - Mae West

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

All things are less dreadful than they seem. - William Wordsworth

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle. - Unknown

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all. - Charles Babbage

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

The denial of Christ has less to do with facts and more to do with the bent of what a person is prejudiced to conclude. - Ravi Zacharias

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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