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Less is more. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The less I needed, the better I felt. - Charles Bukowski

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue it has. - Talmud

Present fears are less than horrible imaginings. - William Shakespeare

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less. - Eldridge Cleaver

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. - Scott Elledge

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world. - Oscar Wilde

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Although you hadn't asked why, it had less to do with you not noticing than with you not wanting to hear the answer. - Jodi Picoult

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

We are all better than we know. If only we can be brought to realise this, we may never be prepared to settle for anything less. - Kurt Hahn

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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