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Less is more. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

The more one judges, the less one loves. - Honore de Balzac

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

The more you say, the less people remember. - François Fénelon

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

All things are less dreadful than they seem. - William Wordsworth

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Raisin: 1. A worried grape; 2. A grape with a sunburn. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. - Kin Hubbard

Big changes in our lives are more or less a second chance. - Harrison Ford

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less. - C S Lewis

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for. - Maureen Dowd

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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