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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

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Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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