Grandma's Controller

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

The most exciting happiness is happiness generated by forces beyond your control. - Ogden Nash

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey