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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill


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