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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. - Woodrow Wilson

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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