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Grandma's Controller

Helping Grandma with the TV controller

Grandma's Controller thanks to Jim Serritella

Understanding Universal Remote Controls

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill


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