#1 humor site on the 'net

Good Lawyer

What makes a great lawyer?

Good Lawyer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Criminal Law - selecting the best lawyer AND avoiding the worst

QuotaBills
Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are like scissors; they never cut each other, but what is between them. - Unknown

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


Fishnet Stockings

Saskatchewan Freeway

They All Look So Jacozy

Sunset Eclipse

Ikea Blueprint

Flight of the Ladybug

Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears

Kayak Funeral

Dutch Bike

Breadlace

Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice