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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. - Blaise Pascal

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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I Love Summer

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