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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God forgive you, but I never can. - Elizabeth I

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

If you aren't hungry for God, you are full of yourself. - Mark Batterson

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

If you seek answers you won't find them, but if you seek God, the answers will find you. - Mark Batterson

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles H Spurgeon


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