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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

He who has learned to look to God in everything he does is at the same time diverted from all vain thoughts. - John Calvin

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

When God decides who should live or die, he is immoral. When you decide who should live or die, it's your moral right. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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