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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Working constantly may be visible proof that deep inside we do not trust God. - Bill Bright

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

It is safe to tell the pure in heart that they shall see God, for only the pure in heart want to. - C S Lewis

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

Don't poets know it better than others? God can't always be everywhere: and, so, invented mothers. - Edwin Arnold

A snowflake is one of God's most fragile creations, but look what they can do when they stick together! - Unknown

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To allow God to be God we must follow him for who he is and what he intends, and not for what we want or what we prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If God forgives us we must forgive ourselves. Otherwise, it is almost like setting up ourselves as a higher tribunal than Him. - C S Lewis

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Pride causes us to use our gifts as though they came from ourselves, not benefits received from God, and to usurp our benefactor's glory. - Bernard of Clairvaux

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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