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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

God forgives those who invent what they need. - Lillian Hellman

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson

God wants you to get where God wants you to go more than you want to get where God wants you to go. - Mark Batterson

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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