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Godzilla vs God

Putting the King of the Monsters in his place Monty Python style

Godzilla vs God thanks to Mel Hardman

Is there a God? Godzilla without his zilla?

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. - John Piper

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

A sermon wept over is more acceptable with God than one gloried over. - Charles Spurgeon

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The antidote to frustration is a calm faith, not in your own cleverness, or in hard toil, but in God's guidance. - Norman Vincent Peale

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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