QuotaBillsA wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane
The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett
Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi
Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara
Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton
The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton
I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk
It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman
Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro